This was a satire/nod to the 1984 Nails classic “88 Lines About 44 Women”, using the drum track from the original. It was “sung” by my gay alter ego, Robert Spice Gay (a gay version of Andrew Dice Clay, with shades of Freddie Mercury). This was recorded circa 2002.

Interestingly, I found this (presumably) official video for the original at Vimeo, posted by the original songwriter, Marc Campbell: